Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Clog, a Blog and a Dog Walk into a Cantina

Blog, I know, it's "Web Log", but it's still a silly, made-up word. I suppose it could have been an E-Log, or a Wlog. We have Webzines and E-books, after all.

Most blogs are not really logs anyway. Some are just updates. Shouldn't they be called "blupdates"? And some are poems, so they'd be "boems", which sounds an awful lot like "bombs" which is what any poem I wrote would be.

Then there's the essay, which most blogs really are. Should we call them "bessays"? Or "wessays"? Or better yet, "w'bessays".

A lot of blogs are just plain old whining. I'd call those "binings"!

Oh no, it's a whole new language. I blame starwars.com.

LMAO

Wow, I crack myself up.

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